Naughty Crystal Statues ~ Cheeky Crystal Cocks & Adult Carvings

Description

Naughty Crystal Statues – Cheeky Crystal Cocks & Adult Carvings

Our Naughty Crystal Statues are bold, cheeky, and unapologetic.

Each piece is hand-carved from natural crystal, polished smooth, and shaped into phallic designs that deliver both laughter and powerful energy.

These playful carvings celebrate raw crystal beauty while adding a naughty twist that makes them impossible to ignore.

Available in Yooperlite, Zebra Calcite, Dragon Blood Jasper, Rose Quartz, Fire Stone, Tiger’s Eye, Onyx, and Amethyst.

Every statue is unique in natural color, texture, and vibration, making them standout pieces for collectors, altar displays, or anyone who wants crystals that break away from the ordinary.

These adult crystal carvings are more than novelty items.

Each stone carries its own healing and energetic properties, blending humor with genuine metaphysical power.

Whether you call them crystal cocks, phalluses, or penis statues, they are designed to spark conversation, shift energy, and bring personality to your spiritual space.

Available Stones & Sizes

• Yooperlite – H: 15 cm, Circ: 14 cm

• Zebra Calcite – H: 13 cm, Circ: 11 cm

• Dragon Blood Jasper – H: 10 cm, Circ: 9 cm

• Rose Quartz – H: 10 cm, Circ: 9 cm

• Fire Stone – H: 10 cm, Circ: 9 cm

• Tiger’s Eye – H: 10 cm, Circ: 9 cm

• Onyx – H: 10 cm, Circ: 9 cm

• Amethyst – H: 10 cm, Circ: 9 cm

Features

• 100% natural crystal

• Hand-carved and polished

• Vibrant natural colors and patterns

• Ideal for collectors, altar work, unique gifts, or cheeky décor

Crystal Benefits

• Yooperlite: UV glow, clarity, truth

• Zebra Calcite: Balance, grounding, transformation

• Dragon Blood Jasper: Strength, courage, vitality

• Rose Quartz: Love, compassion, healing

• Fire Stone: Passion, motivation, creativity

• Tiger’s Eye: Confidence, protection, focus

• Onyx: Shielding, strength, self-control

• Amethyst: Intuition, calm, spiritual growth

These statues combine crystal healing with many cheeky twists.

Unique, bold, and unapologetic — just like your crystals should be.

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