Yooperlite Crystal Penis Dick Cock A Tool for Overcoming Phobias

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Yooperlite Crystal Penis ~ How the Yooperlite Dick Helps with Phobias & Mental Health? How to Use Your Yooperlite Schlong for Phobia Healing?

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Yooperlite Crystal Penis ~  A Bold Tool for Overcoming Phobias

Looking for a unique yet powerful way to tackle fear, anxiety, and emotional blockages?

Enter the Yooperlite Crystal Penis—a hand-carved spiritual tool designed not just for laughs, but for deep healing and empowerment.
This is  a rare fluorescent stone found in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula, that glows under UV light, revealing hidden beauty—

just like the strength within you waiting to shine.
This “cocktail” of confidence isn’t just a cheeky conversation starter; it’s a collectible mental health tool that helps fight against phobias,

release emotional tension, and promote self-expression.

How the Yooperlite Dick Helps with Phobias & Mental Health?

💡 Reveals Hidden Fears – Just like Yooperlite’s glow is only visible under UV light, this crystal penis helps you uncover subconscious fears, allowing for self-reflection and healing.

💪 Promotes Emotional Resilience – Whether you’re dealing with social anxiety, deep-seated fears, or just need a boost of confidence,

this shlong-shaped wonder carries grounding energy to keep you centered.

🧠 Strengthens the Mind-Body Connection – Fear can cause physical reactions like panic attacks.
Holding or meditating with your Yooperlite cock can help harmonize your nervous system, keeping you calm and collected.

👁️ Encourages Rational Thinking – Activating the third eye chakra, this stone helps you see beyond irrational fears, giving you clarity and a fresh perspective.

🗣️ Enhances Communication & Expression – Struggling to voice your fears?

Let this crystal dick be your throat chakra’s best friend, encouraging open expression and self-acceptance.

How to Use Your Yooperlite Schlong for Phobia Healing?

  • Meditate with It – Hold your crystal cock and visualize its glowing energy dissolving fear and anxiety.
  •  Affirmations – Speak powerful affirmations while holding your Yooperlite dick, like “I embrace my power, and I am fearless.”
  •  Carry It with You – Slip your pocket-sized penis into your bag as a protective talisman against anxiety.
  •  UV Light Ritual – Shine a UV light on your glowing shlong as a reminder that fear, like darkness, is temporary and can be transformed.
    The Yooperlite Crystal Penis is more than just a hilarious gift for her (or him)—
  • it’s a statement piece
  • a collector’s gem
  • and a bold tool for empowerment

Whether you’re looking for a unique way to enhance your spiritual practice, conquer phobias, or just want a conversation-starting treasure,

this hand-carved crystal cock is here to light the way.

All of our mates (Penis) here are very similar to look at, but like every crystal, they are NOT the same.
Choose from the following penis~
1) Mr Short & Thick ~ Short & Thick does the trick .415 gm H: 15 cm, Circumference: 13 cm
2) Mister Long & Thin ~ Long & Thin too far in .353 gm H: 14 cm, Circumference: 11 cm
3) Master Erect Attitude ~ . 386 gm H: 15 cm, Circumference: 14 cm
4) Mr Small Balls ~ All that meat & No Potatoes . 391 gm H: 14 cm, Circumference: 12 cm

Oh &  One last thing  🥁

These are purely designed for SHOW or DISPLAY only (*not for internal use), they have started off their life as big slabs of stone,

smoothed off and sculptured to become true collectors’ items and works of art.

We do NOT want anyone turning up to the ER with one sticking out of them!  😬

Enjoy your shopping experience with us 🙏

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Which Crystal?

1)Mr Short & Thick, 2) Mister Long & Thin, 3) Master Erect Attitude, 4) Mr Small Balls

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